What if G-d was a Computer Scientist
(Sung to "What if G-d was one of Us?")

If G-d writes programs, what language would he use?
And would correct his style
If you were faced with him and all his missing semicolons
What function would he write, if he could write just one

And yeah yeah G-d codes great  yeah yeah G-d codes good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if G-d was a Computer Scientist
Just a sloppy programmer like one of us
Just a stranger using the network bus
Trying to make his homepage

If G-d had a style what would it look like
And would you want debug
If debuging meant that you would have to believe
In things like indenting and in Kernighan and Ritchie and all the syntax

And yeah yeah G-d codes great  yeah yeah G-d codes good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if G-d was a Computer Scientist
Just a sloppy programmer like one of us
Just a stranger using the network bus
Trying to make his homepage
Back up in heaven all perplexed
Nobody e-mailing him the specs
Except for Bill Gates, maybe a hex!

And yeah yeah G-d codes great  yeah yeah G-d codes good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if G-d was a Computer Scientist
Just a sloppy programmer like one of us
Just a stranger using the network bus
Trying to make his homepage
Like a holy Coding Drone
Back up in heaven all alone
Just trying to make His homepage
Nobody telneting, the modems making a hum
Except for Steve Jobs, maybe - the Bum!